Humor. The bookmaker and the client
The temptation to put a large factor so strong that it often overcomes common sense. If someone still think that betting on sport in little-known firms is a profitable exercise, then read c the assumed case, for readability, encapsulated in the form of plays.
kid_ok: Manager office “Buddka”
lop_ushok: the only client of this office who wants to get your winnings
naf_ig: Director, it — the owner, person of Caucasian nationality
Excerpts from Internet correspondence and telephone conversations:
from: firstname.lastname@example.org to: email@example.com
Good afternoon, dear administration office “Buddka”! There was a misunderstanding: yesterday I put you two bets to win real live. A factor of 10, an amount of approximately 10 thousand rubles, end the match 6-1. Rate still not designed take action, no money, need a very. kid_ok: Hello, NAVIGON Romanovich? There are some crazy set we bet on football and wants to win
naf_ig: set? We? Are you drunk sitting there?
kid_ok: no, he really put: KEF 10…for real…
naf_ig: what idiot gave a 10 for real?
kid_ok: uh-uh, that’s you. After a case of beer you said otherwise mugs will not entice
naf_ig: so, in short, culturally went for it!
firstname.lastname@example.org: Dear player, unfortunately you have not put in our office, therefore we are not responsible for your winnings. Contact other bookmakers, most likely you made a bet with them.
email@example.com: Yeah, you stunned? What “other”? Yes, in your Box I put, sure! Send you screenshots of bets, accounts and official result of the match. Give me the money.
kid_ok: Hello, NAVIGON Romanovich??Then that asshole screenshots sent…with the results. Money probably need to give
naf_ig: give me my pay, okay? Or write that the rate is not
played, as it is the other was real…
kid_ok: what other real life?
naf_ig: handball, damn it! That’s up to you!
firstname.lastname@example.org: Dear player, sorry, we meant the other match, your bet is lost. The eighth match of the Amateur League handball between “real” and Makhachkala “Partizan” Minsk ended with the score 6-50.
email@example.com: What a Scam? What Makhachkala? What handball??? you should have warned about, what kind of match you mean!
firstname.lastname@example.org: Dear player, let me remind you the rules of our Booth: item 1128, part 65: “the Booth is not obligated to inform players about what games mean in the line” item 2239, part 76: “Booth — an independent organization that is guided only by their match results” paragraph: 6666, part 13: “All the contentious issues are always solved in favor of Booth”
kid_ok: Hello, NAVIGON Romanovich?? I got rid of it
naf_ig: finally. Someone else set?
kid_ok: no, he was our only client…now no one will sign up…
naf_ig: then turn nafig our Booth, opening a new office! IDI lepi site on free designer. The Name “Lavochka”.
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